We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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