but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
this just has baby written all over it
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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