Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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