they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
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No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
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I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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