The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
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the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
This is the high leading the old right now
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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