white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
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Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
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I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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