i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
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I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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