btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
