She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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