remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
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Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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