I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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