just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
