I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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