Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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