yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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