He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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