Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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