I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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