he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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