sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
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Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
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Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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