But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Let's paint friendship bongs
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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