Dual....:-)
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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