The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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