well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
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I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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