sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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