Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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