She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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