Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
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Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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