i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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