Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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