Don't you send me to vm
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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