Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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