Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
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So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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