the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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