"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I didn't notice because vodka
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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