No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
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Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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