Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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