I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
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"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
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You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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