im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
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I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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