whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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