Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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