oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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