they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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