She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
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he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
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Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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