sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
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You kept trying to hail an ambulance
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
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Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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