he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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