He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Randomize
