try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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