You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
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I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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