"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
either way he was missing a nipple.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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