Are we in a gay sports bar?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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