I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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