STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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