Tell her she can't have a vagina
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
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You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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