I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
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I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
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Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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