I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her๏ปฟ
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Dicks are not precious.
๐๐๐ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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