Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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